urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:county_jr Brisco County, Jr. Brisco County, Jr. 2009-03-28T19:15:03Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:county_jr:953 2009-03-28T19:14:20Z 2009-03-28T19:15:03Z <b>5 things that Comet said to Brisco</b><br /><br />1. "Admit it. We're lost. Let's pull over and ask for directions."<br /><br />2. "I didn't say that Dix is a bad influence on you; only that every time she shows up, you get all ga-ga and then forget all your plans."<br /><br />3. "RED apples? What the heck is wrong with you???"<br /><br />4. "I had a nightmare; can I sleep with you?"<br /><br />5. "That wanted poster makes you look fat."<br /><br /><br /><b>Five women in the village Brisco <s>wouldn't</s> would hit on. (Ignoring all personal ties, plz.)</b><br /><br />Hahahahahahahahaha...ahem...<br /><br />1. Donna Noble (probably get slapped, but heck, he likes redheads)<br />2. Temperance "Bones" Brennan<br />3. The resident female super-hero/mutant types? (for the lulz)<br />4. Either of the Dirty Pair (again, for the lulz)