county_jr

"You've reached the residence of Brisco County, Jr.

I'd appreciate hearing a voice note from you, seeing as I'm not around to catch your message directly. Thanks."

5 things that Comet said to Brisco

1. "Admit it. We're lost. Let's pull over and ask for directions."

2. "I didn't say that Dix is a bad influence on you; only that every time she shows up, you get all ga-ga and then forget all your plans."

3. "RED apples? What the heck is wrong with you???"

4. "I had a nightmare; can I sleep with you?"

5. "That wanted poster makes you look fat."


Five women in the village Brisco wouldn't would hit on. (Ignoring all personal ties, plz.)

Hahahahahahahahaha...ahem...

1. Donna Noble (probably get slapped, but heck, he likes redheads)
2. Temperance "Bones" Brennan
3. The resident female super-hero/mutant types? (for the lulz)
4. Either of the Dirty Pair (again, for the lulz)